Fuuny story – The Hairdresser & The Lawyer (LOL)

Posted: August 11, 2011 in Ghana
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A hairdresser and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Tamale to Accra. The lawyer persuades the lady to play a fun game with him, but she’s so tired and politely declines the offer saying she needs to take a nap.

The lawyer says “oh, its going to be fun, we ask questions in turns – if i’m not able to answer yours, I’ll pay GH5 & vice-versa.”

The lady is still not interested. “Ok, you pay GH5 if u aren’t able to answer & I’ll pay GH500 if I’m unable to.” That caught her attention & she finally gave in.

The lawyer started: “what is the distance from the earth to the sun?” Without a word, the lady reached for her purse & gave him GH5. “Ok, your turn” said the lawyer smiling. The lady spoke calmly: “What goes up the hill with 3 legs & comes down with 4?” The lawyer took his laptop to search through his references, after some time, he started to send mails 2 his friends for help all to no avail. He then woke the lady up & gave her GH500. She took it & went back to sleep. The lawyer was baffled & woke her up “what is the answer?” Without a word she reached for her purse & gave him GH5.

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A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the following logic:

“Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class touched God?” Again, nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class seen God?”

When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, “Then there is no God.” A student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain?” Silence.

“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?” Absolute silence. “Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?” When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”

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